da da da + Georges acheive WARP SPEED in tiny apt**

This past Sunday, the 28th of February, in the year two thousand ten, tiny Hudson Gray George became the youngest human ever to acheive warp speed. The events unfolded during a routine diaper change. The aforementioned Hudson Gray George, hereafter known as HGG or Huggy, capitalized on his da da's momentary lapse of continuous attention on Huggy. HGG was laying on his back, receiving his usual diaper change treatment, and enjoying the laughable moments of having his tummy blown on. THEN, in less than a fraction of a thought of a nanosecond, laughter was suddenly fussing. The transition from laughter to fussing was unnoticeable to the naked eye or ear. But da da, equipped with his patented "What happened?"© gauge, recorded Huggy's transition. Since the patented technology employs a proprietary unit of measure, I won't bore you with the actual measurement - but be assured, it was definitely warp speed. When compared to the amount of time it took for the light from the light bulb in Huggy's room to meet my eye, I declare with confidence, its definitely FTL* status. It may not be official because there weren't any Guiness Book witnesses around, but let it be known that the George's, more specifically Huggy, have achieved warp speed.

Some have asked, "What motivates a young strapping lad like Huggy to push his raw talent to such a degree?" Why spend countless diaper changes focused on achievement, thereby squandering an otherwise excellent tummy blow? If Huggy had spent more time working on his talking and/or typing skills, he'd tell you he's trying to get an early start on rewriting the pre-K record books. Now that he's become the youngest to achieve warp speed, he's shifting his focus to stinkiest diapers - eating only sweet potatoes, squash and lentils. With only a few cousins considered to have the similar genetic advantage and drive to compete, he figures his chances are good to stake his claim on stink.

That said, da da needs to work on his proprietary stink gauge - so til next time.

*faster than light
**Disclaimer: While Stephanie has not granted consent for the above text, the undeniability of Huggy's claim has led us (corporate speak for 'me') to pirate her below picture post and set the record straight. Furthermore, there was a small leak as to the content of above text prior to hitting the press, and the opposing party has issued a blanket disapproval on the grounds that this claim is stupid and that stupid was allowed far too much liberty with the contents of this post. WE obviously disagree.