Friday, March 5, 2010

mother nature, huh?

Dear What To Expect The First Year,

I found it weird, actually completely absurd, when you made this bold statement in the chapter about the 8th month of a baby's life. "If it feels good, humans do it (true). Which is what Mother Nature banked on when she created genitals...." What? What you said is true about genitals (ew), although I hate your word choice. Let's be serious, I think most people, Christian or not, believe a God created people and He was not a She. I know you were trying to be all PC, but that's just lame. I've heard people refer to "mother nature" in the context of weather, and I just blow it off. "When she created genitals", really? I'll be honest, I don't like you as much anymore. Too bad you have sold 7 million copies or something. Let's just not let it happen again.

No longer your fan,


Steph



mother nature